I'm in the Camden Yards press box, my computer is running as slow as it ever has and Windows Vista is bugging me to install updates. A press box tour group just came through, and the guide was telling them about the four laptops that have been broken in Camden Yards' 19 seasons. I know of two - the famous Ken Rosenthal/Cal Ripken incident, and Hideki Matsui shattering Thom Loverro's machine with a foul ball the summer I was interning at the Washington Times.
There's part of me hoping that this thing will become No. 5 today.
Anyway, here are the lineups for the first of three between the Nationals and Orioles: