Another quizzical look at the Orioles

Schools are open with remote classrooms, which should make it easier for you to take today's quiz.

Except it's much harder to cheat off the person next to you. I can't fix that part.

Also, I waited again until the weekend to pass out a quiz because I'm a real jerk.

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The opening day starter will be:
A. Alex Cobb
B. John Means
C. A pitcher who signs over the winter
D. None of the above

The 2021 Most Valuable Oriole will be:
A. Ryan Mountcastle
B. Anthony Santander
C. John Means
D. None of the above

The team leader in saves will be:
A. Hunter Harvey
B. César Valdez
C. Cole Sulser
D. None of the above

The first prospect called up will be:
A. Yusniel Diaz
B. Michael Baumann
C. Zac Lowther
D. None of the above

Bruce Zimmermann will be:
A. In the opening day rotation
B. In the opening day bullpen
C. In the Triple-A Norfolk rotation
D. None of the above

Jorge López will be:
A. In the opening day rotation
B. In the opening day bullpen
C. With another team
D. None of the above

The Orioles' new pitching coach will be:
A. Chris Holt
B. Darren Holmes
C. Someone from outside the organization
D. None of the above

José Iglesias will:
A. Spend the entire season with the Orioles
B. Be traded over the winter
C. Be traded at the deadline
D. None of the above

The most improved Oriole next season will be:
A. Chance Sisco
B. DJ Stewart
C. Renato Núñez
D. None of the above

Pitchers and catchers will report to spring training:
A. On Feb. 16
B. A week later than scheduled
C. With engines left running for fast getaways
D. None of the above

The most important spring drill will involve:
A. Rundowns
B. Hitting the cutoff man
C. Taking your own temperature
D. None of the above

The bird on the spring training cap will be:
A. The cartoon version
B. The angry version
C. Forced to go through the intake process
D. None of the above

César Valdez will collect:
A. More than five saves
B. Fewer than five saves
C. Social security
D. None of the above

Rio Ruiz will lead the team in:
A. Home runs
B. Errors
C. Names for his hairstyle
D. None of the above

The 2021 season will consist of:
A. 162 games
B. 60 games
C. One lockout
D. None of the above

The Orioles will put their top prospects:
A. In the upper levels of the farm system
B. In another alternate camp site
C. In quarantine
D. None of the above

The most anticipated player introduction on opening day will be:
A. Trey Mancini
B. Trey Mancini
C. Trey Mancini
D. All of the above

Television ratings in 2021 could increase by:
A. Playing a full schedule
B. Going back to the old rules
C. Airing the games on Netflix
D. None of the above

The Orioles were better than most teams at:
A. Bunting
B. Developing prospects without a minor league season
C. Unrolling the tarp
D. None of the above

To make extra innings more interesting, a runner will be placed:
A. On third base
B. On first and second base
C. On outright waivers if he doesn't score
D. None of the above

Most fans expect Adley Rutschman to:
A. Hit 40 home runs
B. Drive in 100 runs
C. Cure one disease
D. None of the above

An Orioles outfielder will throw out:
A. A runner at the plate
B. A runner at third base
C. His back
D. None of the above

The pandemic caused Hunter Harvey to:
A. Go back on the injured list
B. Work more on his secondary pitches
C. Opt out of his barber shop
D. All of the above

The most significant number in franchise history is:
A. 5
B. 2,131
C. COVID-19
D. None of the above

Players are most eager to remove:
A. Their masks
B. Areas with restricted access
C. Ángel Hernández
D. None of the above

The worst pandemic gimmick has been:
A. Fake crowd noise
B. Cardboard cutouts of fans
C. Ángel Hernández
D. None of the above

OK, pencils down.