masn-baseballs-orioles.jpgPlease tell me why I’m forced to watch the San Diego-Washington game on FOX-45, instead of the Dallas-Philadelphia matchup that’s much more interesting and important?

Who’s the pinhead behind that decision? Is it coming from the network or the league? I need answers.

I want his name and home address.

I know we’re supposed to be slobbering all over the Ravens today, but my television comes with a remote. Dallas-Philly is a big game. I wanted to switch back and forth. It’s what I do on…Please tell me why I’m forced to watch the San Diego-Washington game on FOX-45, instead of the Dallas-Philadelphia matchup that’s much more interesting and important?

Who’s the pinhead behind that decision? Is it coming from the network or the league? I need answers.

I want his name and home address.

I know we’re supposed to be slobbering all over the Ravens today, but my television comes with a remote. Dallas-Philly is a big game. I wanted to switch back and forth. It’s what I do on Sundays.

It’s one of the few pleasures in my life. Don’t take it away from me.

Like I need to watch the Skins, with their patchwork offensive line and backfield, pack it in today, and be subjected to more shots of Jim Zorn looking confused and flustered on the sideline.

I’ve had my fill. Thanks anyway.

Or is Albert Haynesworth wearing the headsets today?

OK, I need to work the Orioles in this entry, so bear with me.

There’s a decent chance that they’ll announce their minor league staffs this week, assuming the last few openings have been filled, and we’ll find out how many managers are returning to each affiliate. Try to breathe normally.

Triple-A Norfolk needs to replace field coach Dallas Williams, which still won’t make up for me missing the Dallas game. (See what I did there?)