I guess Red Sox manager Terry Francona really wanted to get Dice-K through the fifth, no matter how much his starter looked like a guy in dire need of a cold drink and a warm hug.
Francona's one heck of a manager, but hello? This is Matsuzaka's first start and he ran out of steam like a dry iron (OK, that's a reach.)
Did somebody grease the top step of the visiting dugout?
The Orioles have batted around, and hey, there's Francona breaking through the restraints and fighting his way to...